March 2011
6 posts
Voy a necesitar pantalones nuevos pronto... (I'm...
Mom, Dad, Brian… I know you were very nervous about me going to study in Mexico, but I want to assure you all that the only real danger that faces me is the possibility that I will be fed to death before I come home. Tonight I enjoyed what was easily the best meal I’ve had in Mexico… and the largest. My friend Karla invited me over to meet her family and have dinner with them....
Mar 14th
El mejor cumplido en el universo (The best...
I have never been an exceptionally punctual person and my parents, teachers, and employers have often reminded me that this is a characteristic I should strive to erase if I’d ever like to succeed in “the real world.” One of my New Years’ Resolutions was to be on time more often and I’ve come to realize that in Mexico (with few exceptions) nobody gives a crap if...
Mar 14th
Auténtica cocina mexicana, parte 2 (Authentic...
My new nickname might as well be Goddess of the Hot Plate, Queen of the Kitchen, or Princess of Prepared Food. I am feeling exceptionally generous today, so I thought I’d share another one of my original recepies that I’ve invented here in Mexico. I call this one, “Instant Strawberry Oatmeal and Corona Light in a Red Cup.” The timestamp on this photo, according to my...
Mar 14th
Carnaval
I don’t even know how to start this post, except to say that I will remember Carnaval in Veracruz for the rest of my life. Even if I succumb to Alzheimer’s or Dementia one day and forget my name and how to use the washroom, I will still recount to the nurses who change my bedpans about the time I went to Carnaval when I was 22. It was really that awesome. A 1.8-litre bottle of beer...
Mar 8th
Consejos de citas para los chavos mexicanos...
Before I left for Mexico I had to attend a mandatory pre-departure session on Culture Shock, learning to be tolerant of strange new customs, and finding strategies to cope with feeling overwhelmed by the unfamiliar. What I’ve come to conclude is this: sometimes other cultures suck and the people don’t deserve your tolerance. Yes, I realize exactly how that sounds, and before I go on...
Mar 8th
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Auténtica cocina mexicana (Authentic mexican...
Cooking has never been my strongsuit, but since coming to Mexico I’ve started to get a little more adverturous in the kitchen. Well, as adveturous as one can get when their only means of preparing food are a microwave and a hotplate. It is with pride and humbleness that I introduce my first original dish, which I’ve named “Leftover cold vegetarian pizza, watery instant mashed...
Mar 8th