El Almuerzo es una Perra (Lunch is a Bitch)
My parents constantly make fun of me for my complete lack of culinary aptitude. I have limited patience for food preparation, and it shows in that most of the meals I make are either horribly burned or so raw that most people wouldn’t eat it on a dare. Since I’m now limited to a kitchenette that contains a mini-fridge, a microwave, and a hotplate that takes 2316379861239812 minutes to boil water, it’s pretty convenient to live in a country where you can eat a 4-course meal for $5.
Allow me to share Wednesday’s special with you:

Other specials include “the club SADwich.” ¡Buen apetito!
