MexiCanadian

I must say, I was a little concerned when I first arrived here and realized that cheek kisses are the standard greeting among friends and sometimes people meeting for the first time. It’s hard to explain, but something about kissing a stranger is so beautifully hilarious to me that I had to stiffle my laughs the first few times I got an unexpected peck on the cheek. Now that I can do it without giggling directly in someone’s ear, I’d like to offer a tutorial for the uninitiated. Ok. Here goes.

1) DO THIS.

2) DON’T DO THIS.

That’s pretty much it, actually. For the record, things are now really awkward between the pineapple and I. I think we’re going to start seeing other people.